when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday.
"maybe if i ignore my assignments they will magically go away" a college story“they didn’t” the riveting sequel
My SAT reading and writing scores
My math score
What happens when you rotate Copper Sulfate while it is on fire!
I think Maleficent is about to appear.
for a second i thought you meant that maleficient was about to appear sideways and i was confused. then i got it.
this is exactly what the end of the semester feels like
if you just walked into a club and the floor was super slippery and people had strapped knives to their feet and were jumping around you’d be like “holy shit, i don’t know if this is the environment for me” and yet skating is a thing
They’re more than just shows and they’re more than just characters. They’re friends and family.